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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
—
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.